Please help!!!!!!!!!!!!?

So, I have VERY white skin, and I want to get tan so bad, and I have tried everything. I have used a tanning bed, didn't work! I use Maui Babe Tanning Lotion, which is suppose to be good, but doesn't work for me, and I have Clinique Sunless Tanning Lotion. It eventually works, but looks bad. How can I put it on so It will look even? Or any other Tanning suggestions? Thank u so much to 4 any answers!!!!